Aug 30th 2005

Mars Hill

11:00 AM

I'm slacking again. Mainly because I got worn out this weekend. Between going out Friday night, hiking up to Snow Lake on Saturday, and church on Sunday (and yes, I said church); I am one tuckered individual. Speaking of church, The Seattle PI had a story on Mars Hill Church yesterday. Every time I read a story like that it talks about the church being hip, relating to youth, using rock music, and other such nonsense as the reason they are growing. Truthfully though that's bullshit. The reason they grow can be summed up in the words of their pastor Mark Driscoll:

I don't leave a lot of things open-ended theologically. I believe there's one God. I believe that Jesus is the only way to heaven. I believe we're all sinners. I believe in a real hell and a real heaven. So I'm a Bible guy, for sure.

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Aug 26th 2005

Borat

6:45 AM

First of all, if you get a chance, go read the mailbag from the sports guy. Here are two of my favorite messages:

I recently started trying to eat more healthy (I figured Taco Bell 5 times a week isn't the best way to be nice to my body). This has lead to an increase in actually looking at nutrition labels on the food I eat. And here's my question: Why does corn have calories? It is in the same state going out ascoming in. That's idiotic. It seems to me that it should have negative calories because the body uses more energy to push the stuff through than it gets out of "digesting" it.
-- Chris, Urbandale, IA

When will we be able to buy a desktop calendar with nothing but Mike Tyson quotes on it? I wonder what they would put on Valentines Day, or even Christmas? Good Times.
-- Zane, Seattle WA


Good stuff.

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Aug 24th 2005

I promise to do better

1:52 PM

Since It seems like I'm the only one who posts anymore with regularity, I promise to do better. I will try to put something up everyday. Of course that means you people have to read it.

Not much is new with me. There is one month until the wedding, and I'm slightly excited. The Mariners stink 4 out of 5 days (yeah for King Felix), I'm not looking forward to the NFL, it's too hard to get excited about OU from thousands of miles away, and the NBA season is too far away to consider. I haven't gotten any knew playstation games in a while, I haven't seen a great movie lately, and because of the DVR I watch entirely too much TV. I have bought some new music. If you haven't heard the new albums by Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah and Kinski, you should.

And that's all I got. How about some links:

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Aug 23rd 2005

Fantasy Football Take 2

3:03 PM

Sorry, it's been slow. It's taken me this long just to get enough links to populate an entry. For anyone interested you still have 11 days to join my fantasy football league before the draft. So far I have gotten exactly zero people contact me.

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Aug 16th 2005

Long Live the King

9:38 AM

Wow! Did you see King Felix pitch last night? After Chris Snelling's season ending injury (again), I needed a shot of happy juice; and Felix provided it. Of course that leads to the problem that games when he doesn't start might be a little lackluster. DW said it best on U.S.S. Mariner:

Last night was like going to dinner at a posh steakhouse, running into Bill Gates, and having him buy you dinner and a bottle of $1000 Bordeaux.

Tonight is like going to dinner at a fast food place, running into your ex, and having her throw a $1.29 cup of Coke in your face.


In other news, there was a funny thread over at TheJuice about baseball superstitions. Some of the highlights:

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Aug 12th 2005

Weird Searches

4:16 PM

I thought you might find it interesting to know what the top searches that have led people to my site are. In no particular order I give you:

wilmer valderrama dating
spanish influenza hbo
snl skit with jimmy fallon and justin timberlake
rachael ray sucks
marci hamilton pictures
fuzz zapper blog
dursin blog -dungeon
19 year old virgins
rock cruise klosterman

Kind of weird, no? I'm not sure why anyone would even search for those. Anyway, on to the links:


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Aug 10th 2005

Ultima Ratio Regum

12:48 PM

Felix is our King
He always gets the batter out
That is why we sing and shout
Felix is our King…

I'm giddy like a little school girl today. I saw a baseball game that was the highlight of my baseball watching life last night. I watched, in person, Felix Hernandez's first home start and first major league win. It was just about as exciting as any 1-0 baseball game can be. Not to be overlooked is the fact that the Mariner's only offense of the night was generated on a Jeremy Reed double followed by a Yuniesky Betancourt triple. So it was a great night to be a Mariner rookie. I think the future looks bright.

Seth Speaks has a great recap of the game from the perspective of a Twins fan. He includes a breakdown of what exactly Felix was throwing and when. Rotowire has a great article written by John Sickles about the performance.

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Aug 3rd 2005

Fantasy Football

1:09 PM

Once again I'm extending the invite to all to play in my fantasy football league. Drop me a not if you want in. Until then, how about some links?


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Aug 2nd 2005

Because I'm Lazy

3:06 PM

Sorry everyone. I know how you all just thirst for my updates and I haven't been doing a good job of quenching that thirst. I've been busy with wedding stuff most of all. I was also consumed with seeing what the Mariners were going to do around the trade deadline. I'm pretty happy with their moves and am more excited now then I have been all year. Anyway, here are some links to keep you busy:

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Jul 26th 2005

Nerdcore

12:43 PM

Since I posted about Nerdcore yesterday, and obviously no one read it or followed the links, I'm going to give you some lyrics to contemplate from MC+Plus:

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.
I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.
While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.


BTW, I have links too:

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