Andy was born in a corn field in the middle of Iowa. Seriously. Also, if he weren't lazy he would write this himself instead of entrusting me to do it. When he was three, he moved to the great state of Oklahoma and lived there for a long time. He went to the University of Oklahoma and majored in a "practical" major before moving to the big city for his first real job. Then he got laid off. Then he got a new job in a different city. That brings us to the present. When not making huge messes in the kitchen, yelling at the tv, or "working" on his computer, he really doesn't do anything. I know, I live with him.

by Kathrine